"Sploshing" is the term for sex involving food, usually involving a lot of it or something very mucky. But bringing food into the bedroom (or where ever you play) can be a lot of fun.
Today we find out Andrew doesn't like getting mucky.
If you don't want to get food on your bed you can use a fluid proof sheet from Sheets of SanFrancisco.
Turns out I'm not a great fan of painting someone in chocolate, but if you do like chocolate then you can have a lot of fun
Girl on the Net makes a great point that a little cream is nice, but a mouthful of it isn't sexy at all
The problem with any food is the sugar in it, once it gets into a body cavity then it can easily cause an infection. Which really isn't something you want.
Much easier to understand Ice can give you a huge range of options not just the cold feeling but as part of your sensation play to enhance your play. It has the advantage it doesn't leave behind a sticky mess.
Just make sure you don't get a ice cube stuck onto something. Run it through your hand first to give it a layer of water.
This can be very painful if it is inserted, but depending on the type of play you are going for that might be just what you are going for.
Tingle lubs or oils like pepermint can have a very strong heating effect. It can be a lot of fun to play with, but make sure you try it out before you use it. What works perfectly for one person might not work at all (or be painful) for someone else.
This week we are talking about writing your own erotic fiction based on the article created for us by Victoria Blisse. But before we go into that we are talking about what we got up to this last weekend during Sexhibition.
For anyone who doesn't know sexhibition is an event that happens each year in Manchester. This year it was at a new venue but unfortunatly we got to see even less of it than ever. We were running our flogger workshop.
We have a little moan because if you have ever worked at one of these events you know how much fun it is but it is the hardest you can work over a three day weekend.
On the Saturday there was a lot of latex and lingerie on the cat walk, and the Sunday was a lot more about the kinkier side of things.
And well done to everyone who won awards
They are an amazing group of people who give so much of their time to teaching people about testicular cancer. Something that is so easy to treat but men (and women) have no idea what to look for. We love supporting them and they do amazing work.
The most important lesson from the article is just get started. You are not going to be great when you start out and that is OK. You don't have to be. Write something you enjoy and take it from there.
I was talking to Quinn this week and she is writing just for herself. Why not.
Go and get your dirth thoughs on paper
This weekend we are at Sexhibition in Manchester, if you are going to be there make sure you say hi.
Porn has changed, thanks to the Internet not only is it easy to get but it is also now very easy to make. We all have cameras in our pockets that can shoot high quality video and even upload it directly to the Internet if you need to.
With people like the amazing Pandora Blake making their own incredibly successful porn sites like Dreams of Spanking, the field has really opened up to just about anyone who wants to make porn.
If you are going to make your own porn make sure you are prepared for people you know, will see it, and know what you are doing. You shouldn't be asshamed of it. But make sure you are happy for your mum and your friends to know.
Before you jump into this with your partner make sure you have discussed what you are going to do. It might not be a 5 minute discussion, be prepared for it to take a while (months?) before you can land on something you are both comfortable with.
Be prepared to see into a process that just isn't sexy. Unless you want to have a run and gun style approach where you film it impromptu as it were then you are going to have to deal with things like lighting, camera positions (blocking), audio, props.
There is a lot of skill in filming and one benefit of filming your own porn is you can learn these skills.
I wrote a piece for EAN called "Is your vibrator spying on you". Based on a talk a pair of DefCon hackers did a few weeks ago on how to hack WeVibe vibrators. Besides the hackers being able to take over the vibrator and control it themselves.
The much more worrying part was how much information WeVibe was collecting from the app and sending back to their data center. Every time the vibe was used or the user changed the settings they were told.
Make sure you know what the laws say where you live. You need to make sure you are not breaking the law by making your own films. That goes above and beyond the problems Dreams of Spanking ran into when the UK decided it wanted to moderate the online content being created.
We are actually going to have an article on this very subject very soon but there are somethings that are worth knowing because you can break the law very easily.
While it is fine to film male ejaculation as much as you like, as soon as you film female ejaculation you have broken the law in the UK.
It is OK to see moderate harm committed to a person in a film in the UK, but as soon as it is more than "moderate" then it is illegal. What is more than "moderate", it turns out it can be as little as reddening the skin or leaving marks of any kind.
Again once you have filmed it happening you are in posession of an illegal video. There is a lot more to know about the UK porn laws, so if you are thinking of filming anything in the UK make sure you understand them.
There are still legal problems even if you keep the video for yourself. But on top of that you need to think about the other person. What happens if later you and this other person fall out? They might be the love of your life right now but they may not be later. Make sure you are both protected.
One area the UK gets very right is revenge porn. Putting out film of your ex partner without their consent can mean fines and even prison time.
If you want to make money from your porn films you can do that as well. The Internet lets you put your films out there for the world to see, and there is going to be a huge group of people who love what you do.
This weeks podcast is based on this weeks article by Girl on the Net called DIY Sex toys - how to do it yourself (and how not to).
We have all thought about making our own sex toys (some more than others) and there is a whole world of stuff you can do out there from wooden spoons right the way through to getting a kit like one of ours and making something from scratch.
If you do decide to make your own toys please be careful, you can put things inside you that will take a doctor to get them out, and that really isn't something any of us want.
But if you do want a laugh at some of the things people have put inside themselves then take a look at Radiopedia's Rectal Foreign Bodies page.
Sexhbition is the erotic event of the year with a huge show and tons of vendors for you to get all your kinky wears and have a great time.
From Friday 19th to Sunday 21st in Manchester, you can get your tickets here.
We will be there making the mini-flogger for the lovely Sexhibitionists, it will be a lot of fun.
Finally we ended with what Scarletteen has to say about DIY sex toys. A great resource for teens and really anyone.
Thanks for listening, if you want to find us or tell us what you have done with DIY sex toys. Talk to us on twitter or email podcast at kinkcraft dot co
Going back to the podcast we did on Camgirls a fan tells us what she gets from watching shows on her own or with her partner. Thank you.
Is it just about the little hats? What do you think about when someone says "Burlesque" to you? We think about movement and dance, with comedy and comment thrown in.
The word comes from the Italian word "Burla" meaning joke, ridicule, or mockery. The origin of it as a form goes back to the 16th and 17th century where it was a form of parody theatre.
Nudity wasn't part of Burlesque until America got it's hands on it. It died off as an art around the middle of the 20th century, and was then revived around the 1970's.
Check out her great book "Burlesque and the art of the teese", only £19.99 on Amazon. Well worth getting, and when you turn it over it's all about fetish.
Part of the london burlesque festival it actually takes place a number of times a year. It happens over the course of a week, you can check out the audtions over the course of week, then on the Friday and Saturday they have the actual show where the games take place.
They key thing for us is just how varied it is. No two shows are ever the same, even when put on by the same performer every one brings their own take to the art.
In a few weeks we will be at Sexhibition and there is going to be an amazing show. But we are not goign to get to see any of it.
If you get a chance to check out Pyrohex they are worth watching.
If you are looking for a fair and would like some entertainment thrown in then check outAlternative & Burlesque fair.
Did you know that since 1963 they only put on reviews that start with the letter F. Check out the wikipedia article for more details.
What is Erotic Fan Fiction, put simply it is witting your own story based on the characters or setting of someone has created. This is based on our article by Victoria Blisse.
Is it legal to create your own fan fiction? Turns out that is a tricky question. You need to understand copyright and how it is applied in your country.
Since 1995 Copyright is granted on all creative works up to 70 years after the authors death. At which point it becomes public domain. Before 1956 most content isn't copyrighted at all, but make sure you read the law before you do anything with them.
Some useful articles:
Correction: Almost entirely in the public domain
Because of a quirk in the copyright law (published before 1956) some of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories have been granted 95 year protections after the author died. That means 10 of the 56 Sherlock Holmes stories (published between 1923 - 1927) are actually still in copyright.
In 2013 this was challenged in a court in the US (and subsequently the US court of appeal) rejected the claim that having 10 stories still in copyright protects the entire character as wrong. It points out that only character traits adding in those final 10 stories is still in copyright, everything else about Sherlock Holmes and his world is public domain.
50 Shades of Gray was originally Twighlight fanfiction. Pixie had trouble seeing how the two of them could be the same characters. But if you change the names, remove the vampire element, you basically have the same story. Older man seduces and controls the innocent young girl and has his wicked way with her (really could be any book).
Correction: I totally forgot they had all the artwork they had both been given as well as the stories that had been created.
This week we are talking about erotic video games based on the article by Girl on the Net. There is a lot of fun in this article with a lot of memories for both of us.
We strat with the classic game "Leisure Suite Larry", but we go back even further to the ZX Spectrum and how there is even sexy games on that, and lots of them. Check out (world of spectrum)[http://worldofspectrum.org/]
If we go right back to the dawn of the Internet, before there were web pages there was bulletin boards. On there you (could get ASCI art porn)[https://www.asciipr0n.com/].
What about girlfriend simulators? That is a real thing especially in Japan. we talk about what they are and Andrew explains what one is like. Then things take a turn for the more strange and we talk about the weird pigeon girlfriend simulator
We muse on what an English girlfirend simulator would be like... Cups of tea, hard nips, and drizzle is the conclusion.
Other cultures have a huge effect on sex, but why don't we talk about French and Italian sex culture? We know American and Japan, that is all out there.
This is something we had never even heard of. It is literally porn clips with music put over the top, with a bar that tells you when you stroke your bits.
Finally we talk a little about virtual reality. It is an emerging technology and of course porn is already exploring it. There is still a lot to learn about where this technology is going to go, and we are really excited by the possibilities.
We even talk about Pokemon Go and how that is affecting your kids and while it is getting kids out, is it something to worry about? Or is it just a fad?
Hak5 did a great video showing off what you can do with 360 video.
What do you think? Have you played any of these games? What is your favorite? We would love to know.
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